Lasnamjae blues (ehk järjekordne vigin)

Mul ei ole juba 2 päeva sooja vett ja mu kraanikausis on ämblikud:S

Ma ei salli ämblikke!!!!!!!!!!

Nemad mind ka vist ülearu ei armasta...


Mõtlesin, et peaks kuhugi trenni minema - ujuma või jõusaali või kuhugi...siis saaks pärast dushi alla ja sauna ka:)

Teine variant on lihtsalt õue minna ja vihma käes seista...täiesti tasuta!

tavaline joodik

86%DRUNKARD

Arvatavasti oleks rohkem ikka sinna alkassi poolele jäänud, kui oleks viitsinud küsimusi lugeda.

Aga ükskord algab aega...

...kui "peavalu" saab Eesti vabariigis maksustamise läbi karistatud! Halleluuja!

See geniaalne välgatus tekitas kohe mitu küsimust.

Näiteks, millisest vanusest alates inimesi maksustama hakatakse - kas passi (nö kodanikuks saamisest alates) või sellest east, kui juba alkot osta tohib?

Kas lastetusmaksu maksavad ka need vanemad, kes näiteks lahutuse tõttu oma laste kasvatamisega ei tegele? Või kes on lihtsalt nö bioloogilised vanemad? Kas lapsendatud laps loeb või tuleb ikka ise valmis vorpida (sest lapsendatud laps tegelikult on ju kellegi teise "panus")?
Või kas see ikka loeb, kui laps saadakse välismaalasega, mitte Eesti kodakondsust omava inimesega?

Kas koolis, ülikoolis või sõjaväes oldud aeg maksustatakse ka? See, ma arvan, on prioriteetide küsimus. Arvan, et sõjaväelased saavad hingetõmbepausi. Tuupureid ei ole ju aga meile vaja, las raisad sünnitavad! Mis oleks ühe poliitiku seisukohast parem, kui rohkearvuline loll inimmass?

Ja lõpetuseks ehk huvitavaim küsimus - kas põhiseadus lubaks mingi nipiga maksude läbi diskrimineerida neid, kes näiteks religioossel või filosoofilisel põhjusel on otsustanud mitte luua peret ja kasutada oma keha sellele bioloogiliselt ette nähtud viisil (mungad ja nunnad, näiteks?)
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Sellised salapärased...

Sattusin BBC Newsi lugedes sellise artikli peale. See on artikkel siilidest.
Seda lugedes tekkis mul korras äärmiselt tugev möh-efekt, pärast mida sain valgustatud.
Igatahes leidus sellles kirjatükis kohti, mida ka edaspidi on hea suvalistes kohtades suvalist teemat arutades tsiteerida. Tooksin ära oma lemmikud.

"I work during the night, I sleep during the day - I become a hedgehog."

"I don't say badgers are not a reason for it; I say they're not the only reason for it."

"We still don't really know what's good for them. We think a lot, but we don't really know."

Lõpetuseks improviseeritud absurdianekdoot blondiinidest ja siilidest:

- Miks blondiin pügab ja liimib siile?
- Sest ta ei tea päris täpselt, mis neile meeldib (aga ta mõtles)...

Tegin ka seda arvutitesti siis...

Your result for The What Computer Are You Test...

The BlackBerry

Congratulations! You are the BlackBerry. PDAs have been around for a long time, but it wasn't until this little number that they really found their niche. The BlackBerry is a marvelous (and expensive) device that combines the functionality of just about every telecommunications device made so far into one neat little package. E-mail, phone calling, text messaging, internet browsing, this thing has it all. Of course, I wouldn't be caught dead with one of these ostentatious machines, but I can appreciate the engineering craftsmanship nonetheless.

You scored low on power, which is perhaps a bit misleading. BlackBerries are quite advanced, though with their small size they don't have room for anything other than what they need. They do what they do and they do it well, but don't expect them to do anything else. So I guess the message here is, go with what you know.

You also scored high on pretension. In a world where cell phones are more of a fashion statement than they are device for making your life easier, having a BlackBerry just screams "I'm better than you" at everyone else. Their price, their function, and their sleek black casing make them the envy of every yuppie out there. So just remember, though people may sometimes be jealous of you, it's only because they can't match your level of suave.

Take The What Computer Are You Test at HelloQuizzy

iisitfaidei

Pärast seda kui tüöö viis juhtme ärasse ja spider solitaire ka kopa ette tõi kuulasin ma sõna:

Katie says:
http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-what-computer-are-you-test-1
Katie says:
kill some time

Your result for The What Computer Are You Test...

The Graphing Calculator

You scored LOW on Power and AVERAGE on Pretension!

Congratulations! You are the Graphing Calculator. A particular favorite of mine. These are not your dad's calculators, these are the industrial-strength college calculators that take 4 AAA batteries and can find derivatives and so on. Did you know there was a time when the basic 8-digit arithmetic calculator cost $500? My, how times change. Anyway, the TI series calculators have been a welcome replacement for the slide rule for a long time, and though they are aging they remain a crucial tool for science students everywhere. Be proud of your heritage.

You scored low on power. Calculators don't need a lot of power since computers by their very nature are already made for mathematics. But really, when you consider the kinds of amazing things these little things can do in only a matter of seconds, I must say it is quite impressive. Just goes to show you that looks can be deceiving.

You also scored average on pretension. You may not be fancy like mp3 players or cell phones, but you are still a definite status symbol. Whoever sees you knows your owner is enough of a math whiz to justify owning such a complicated device. You would think owning a calculator would reflect negatively on one's mathmatical abilities, but there are lots of things in this world that don't make sense.

Take The What Computer Are You Test at HelloQuizzy

Midaiganesem see ka ei tähenda.

P.S. kui bloggerisse sisse logisin siis esilehel oli hunnik smurfipilte ja jutt sellest, et babies are all buzz at blogger. Palju õnne neile.